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teathattast:

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perfect-suau-rejuvinated:

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sweatermuppet:

please be patient with me i am experiencing horrors unknown to you at all times

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queeryiddishkeit:

millennial-review:

I need to put this on a tee shirt.

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mario-with-sunglasses:

mario-with-sunglasses:

just got a copy of Mario Sunshine for the secret new Nintendo system called Big GameCube. It’s just a GameCube but bigger. Miyamoto says only I can have one because I’m his special boy

okay I lied. that’s just a normal GameCube disc. Wizard shrunk me to mouse size as punishment for being alive. someone please help me

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crankyteapot:

crankyteapot:

today i found about the brown noddy, which is a seabird that looks like this:

and has the latin name Anous stolidus, which means “stupid idiot”

a LOT of people wanted to know “what did it do to get that name”, @autumntides ‘s tags put it very well:

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melodramaticwolf:

gatorbeast:

these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.

these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions

Thank the Lord someone understands

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dragonprincessmew:

tlirsgender:

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr’s favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don’t matter

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sophistopheles:

reconsuming the source material before writing fic to pickle your brain in the characters’ voices

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vaulttecvevo:

rexiedemibunny:

a tone indicator for when a statement is made by a bunny: hey guys /🐇

omg hiiiiii /🦅

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unalivejournal:

“in-ear headphones are bad for your hearing” actually they’re perfect because the music is inside of you

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bulbagarden:

shinishiny:

Smoliv filing taxes

PLEASE ask larry to do them for you (or ask penny for help with tax evasion your choice)

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onigatito:

wizpolys:

Let me get a little sip

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utterobstruction:

theonenamedperry:

You can’t spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

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